http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Vu3m_0odY
This is mankind’s only known defense against obesity. Just complete this routine 300 times every morning. You will not only improve your physical state, but also become mentally superior and better looking.
Finally, do not let the “Jetman workout” fall into the wrong hands, its power is unusual and murderous… you have been warned.
On January 14, 2010, Fox’s “O’Reilly Factor” takes a stab at discussing philosophy, hilarity ensues:
O’REILLY: Oprah’s a brilliant money person. She has a literal empire, financial empire. She goes over there. And she seems to say hey, this is the country. That’s why they’re all happy. And I don’t know if the Danes are so happy.
CARLSON: Well, it’s subjective, but…
O’REILLY: I know when I heard that — I know subjective. But when I heard the Danes were the happiest people on earth, I thought back to my ancestors in Ireland, who were beheaded and raped by the Danish Vikings. And I don’t know if that was a happy experience perpetuated by the Danes back then, do you know what I mean?
HOOVER: If you think Aristotle had anything good to say about happiness, you know…
O’REILLY: Aristotle? Is he Danish? I thought he was Greek?
HOOVER: No, but listen to me, because he had a few good nuggets that have lasted for a few thousand years.
O’REILLY: Yeah.
HOOVER: He says happiness comes from satisfaction of four things: vocation, family, community and faith. And the more the government…
O’REILLY: Aristotle said that?
HOOVER: Yeah, he did. I’m distilling it down for you so you don’t have to read the “Republic.”
O’REILLY: Excellent.
(LAUGHTER)
HOOVER: Here’s the deal. If the government starts to take over in any four of those areas, humans derive then less satisfaction.
If I can get a clip- I will post it here.
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